ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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