Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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