Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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