dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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