its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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