She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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