Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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