it wasn't lemon gatorade
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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