Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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