If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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