Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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