I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The Olympian is in my bed
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
