Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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