I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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