Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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