There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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