What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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