If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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