I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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