new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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