I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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