i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just gift wrapped bread.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
it glows. i had to have it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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