Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The Olympian is in my bed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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