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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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