Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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