Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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