So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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