And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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