But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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