So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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