question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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