our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Let's get the cat blown out
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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