Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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