i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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