Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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