im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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