in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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