after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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