I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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