why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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