So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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