But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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