Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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