making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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