Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
