Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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