yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
