That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Oh god it's open bar.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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