is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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