Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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