Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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