Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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