Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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