ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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