at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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