We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I am naked and annoyed.
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