If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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