This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Randomize
