i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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